Jessica Rabbit 2.0

In Bed With Jessica

Alex had to go out this afternoon which left me at a bit of a loose end. And what exactly does Suze get up to when she is on her own? Well, I’ll tell you I stick on a porn DVD and indulge in a jolly good bit of girl fun.

So as soon as he kissed me and I had locked the door behind him I rushed upstairs to the bedroom and lay on the bed contemplating my next move. Just as the sound of the cars engine became inaudible I jumped up off the bed and went over to my storage boxes to remove my next toy for review.

See how committed I am to my work. Lol It was one sent out to me by Love Honey, the home brand Jessica Rabbit 2.0. I removed it from the packaging and went to the bathroom to give it a thorough cleaning with anti-bac soap and a towel dry.

I opened my bedside drawer and loaded the vibe with batteries and was ready to go. But before I tell you how it faired here are some vital statistics for Jess:

She is Pthalates and latex free, also waterproof
Takes 3 x AA batteries
Has Squirmy beads and a reversible rotating shaft to reach those erogenous zones
Press controls take you through 3 x speed and settings for both the rotating shaft and rabbit
Jess has an insertable length of 13cm with an overall length of 24cm and a maximum girth of 14cm

I pressed play on the DVD and the girl on girl action started, a blonde and a brunette were doing that girly kiss for the camera stuff. Laying back against the warm mattress that we had been laying on only minutes before Alex left I could still smell him on the sheets.

Closing my eyes I reached for Jessica and placed her against my pussy lips. It occurred to me there would be no need for lube. Alex has left me with plenty before he left and I was still as horny as hell.

The vibe was cold but I would soon warm her up. The girth of the vibe was comfortable to take as I plunged inside myself and I pressed the rabbit button. It burst in to life against my clit. I found that the ears were quite long and obstructive and had to bend them over my clit to be able to insert Jess deep enough inside me pussy.

With the rabbit ears running along my clit I was being delivered a wonderful pulse of pleasure over my little nub. I pressed the vibe control and the head of the vibe burst in to action. The girls were now busy fingering themselves and keeping up with the action. Eager for more of that rotating head action which was now massaging my g-spot I pressed the button a couple of times to take it to the max.

It was a great feeling but I was slightly put off by the noise this vibe makes, there is the sound of the motor obviously but the creaking of the beaded shaft adds to that and can be quite loud. That said the sensations were excellent. My clit was buzzing with electricity and my pussy was being massaged in to submission.

With everything on full power I decided to change the rotational direction of the beads and it was at that point I started to feel myself ascending the stairway to heaven. Adding a quick twist to and fro of the base massaged my clit as well as my g-spot and I started to come.

It worked its way through my body like a web being spun from the small of my back to the tips of my fingers. Noisily and in time with my fellow on screen porn stars we moaned our way through a very satisfying and toe curling orgasm.

This vibe is good at what it does but it is a shame that the materials it is made from are so pungent, I had to air and wash this vibe over a couple of days to get the chemical smell to subside. That coupled with the fact that the compound it is made from is tacky to the touch is not at all pleasant. I’m not sure if there is a problem with the curing of the material but I think it needs to be addressed.

That said this vibe does give pleasure and with the rotating head on reverse setting gives a very satisfying orgasm. If this toy hadn’t already been the big hit it was I’d say “I feel with a few tweaks this vibe could be a winner.”, but I can’t help feeling that it’s looking a little dated now. When it first appeared I can see how it would have been a hit, now there’s a lot of more sophisticated competition out there.